Maybe, Someday

davemakesmybrokorogodirkydirky:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

LMAO Gay Avenger

every club in the world should make this a full time position!

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doctorwho:

Doctor Who: Pyramids of Mars

daniel-stuart:

This is the greatest thing in all of classic Doctor Who

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Roomies Save Space With Bunk Beds

It may seem a little juvenile, but bunk beds are all the rage for young professionals with a high cost of living. Chester and Conrad share a one-bedroom apartment on New York City’s Lower East Side, but they maximize their space with stackable mattresses.

“There’s no way they could afford a two-bedroom on cat salaries,” says Shelly Tegan, a resident in the same building. “Not in this neighborhood anyway.”

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kittens-and-1d:

My nails for tomorrow. I can’t remember why I have all these tally marks….maybe it has something to do with the silence

allieomally:

BARTOK!

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boston-belle:

I smile every time I see this photo. She has no idea how happy she’s about to be

Oh. My. God. This is so cute. I can’t even.

omg perf.

awwwweeeee

I’M CRYING. 

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neither-can-live:

Today in my history class we were discussing the book we’re reading and my teacher accidentally gave something away from a part we haven’t read yet and he got really upset and started banging his head on the wall and screamed “BAD DOBBY BAD”

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jamesrostron:

A double-bill of Lord of the Rings posts today, this one showing the route of the fellowship from Rivendell to Mordor; one of the most awesome and geekiest posts I’ve ever done.

is this a subway map

the fuck you doing Gandalf?

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

I’m not a very good LOTR nerd but this is just too cool.

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